Watermarks like Air Guitar

Some people set their clocks to a new Natalie Imbruglia album but some of us get by with much simpler things.
I got the weirder text the other night: "We are not strangers to love, you know the rules and so do I". Then I thought about how today´s singers don´t snap their fingers anymore.
Some pretentious "street" "artist" has painted "DIDN´T  YOU  KNOW  THAT  I´M  NOT  THE  WORLD  STRONGEST  MAN" on a wall. Luckily, someone added a "BUT  I´M  DOING  PUSH  UPS" to it.
Have you heard the one about the record store shoplifter who went from Yo La Tengo to Ya Lo Tengo? Have you. Have you. Have you.
This 70s music good music is your mum´s music and my music good tunes very dancey very romantic good music.

Bad scenery by Anonymous

`Puccy´ VII. El Perrito

Dogs gotta be out. Even us Afghans have to get out sometimes. Dogs gotta get doggy. Dogs gotta get Disney. Dogs gotta watch Sharapova. Dogs gotta get funky (Serena Williams).
Dogs gotta howl at the moon with borrowed saudade. Dogs gotta run with their pack, trippin´ down the memory lane of puppy dog love. Dogs gotta aim at that impossible trick, all fleas and bones, and a winner´s attitude.
Dogs panting with blood stained eyes, fixated on a grand idea. Spurious breeds immolated with passion - animals were harmed here.
Dogs with 15 minutes of fame (lots in dog time), Schopenhaueresque dogs with Nirvana aspirations - Stay out of soda shops.

Nerd Alert

I wanted to see an unexpected animal. But oh, it´s only a twirling dead leaf.
I´m back at listening bossanova - is it the most sophisticated music, made in the most savage country. I do write the record label and the year of release on CD-Rs, when I know you´re supposed to be more nonchalant... It is the dread of specifics, historically associated to Squareness. VS whatever babe. Or less data more dating. Just take Minimalism´s motto of `less is more´, which easily translates to `less things more thongs´. But it seems to me that once you have crossed that line there is no coming back. And brother, don´t you try faking it, otherwise you´ll last less than Michael J. Fox playing a round of Mikado.


Drawing by Jagoda Dobecka

`Puccy´ V. Hommage aux copains

Walter White at 1 o´clock. Six embryo cats stuck on a huge canvas hippie R tard
Whisper corduroy pants and I come
Watching "Suburgatory" on mute - Vote Jane Levy for Jessica Alba

"Got to have it" By Hard Nipples  RING TONE AVAILABLE

Insert a "that´s so 2009" here. That always works

I live in 2009
The world is still carpeted beige
Jacko is planning some tight comeback concerts
Shit´s about to go down
Please help me

Arthur

6 hours in Madrid

Arrived at La Casa, honey I´m home. Got myself into some gut scheiss by Albert Oehlen. Drank some belgian beer and brandy. Ticked speedic, ten-concerts-in one Keiji Haino off my list. Dinner at the Curry Sauna. Night bus.
On the morning bus they passed "There´s something about Mary". I laughed my socks off. Or something.